#and you remember your first reference for a durian was the gamecube madagascar game
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gay people need to be carrying around bottle openers. put that shit on your carabiner...i'm serious its gravely important that you do this
#im talking about carabiners a lot today i dont know why. its like when you google 'durian' just to look at durians#and you remember your first reference for a durian was the gamecube madagascar game#but im always getting caught out and about without a fucking bottle opener#and i havent mastered that swagful technique of doing it over your thigh cowboy style#and i also have trouble opening it with table corners and shit#literally was out in town trying to do this and some guy was like you need a hand. and he did it for me.#i cant have that. i simply cant have that#im the guy who wont let you open a jar for him and it has nothing to do with you this is about me...this is about how i measure up to mysel#MY pickle jar crisis
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